What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Still no good
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most eccentric thing you own? How did you get it?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
No, not a chance
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
share office space ...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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